solitous diaspora

Damned unlucky todae lorx.. Go to skool, den rmb forgot to do my maths hw, in klas nearly trip ova and fall, after skool, stayed back fer Dansical, den gor go shout inside my ear, nearly made me deaf, after tt wen walking hme, kanna by bird shit! Sucky lorx.. I was like avoiding a bicycle hu was coming in my way, den i jus bent down mah head, den 'SPLAT'! The bird shit was there.. Haix.. Went hme quick to wash it away.. Asked mah bro to wash it with water first, asked him help me remove the bird shit wif his bare hands.. Dun xiang yy, and i noe it sounds like i'm bullying my bro but i'm not.. He did tt willingly.. Hahax..