solitous diaspora

SOBS. I LOST MY PHONE. I LOST MY PHONE. I LOST MY PHONE. I LOST MY PHONE. I LOST MY PHONE. I LOST MY PHONE. I LOST MY PHONE. I LOST MY PHONE. I LOST MY PHONE. I LOST MY PHONE. I LOST MY PHONE. SOB SOB SOB. LOST IT IN A TAXI SOMEMORE. AND IT HAPPENED ON A FATEFUL WEDNESDAY, 201206. TOOT TOOT TOOT. SO DARN WEIRD NOW WITHOUT A PHONE RIGHT BESIDE ME. I MISS IT LOTS LOTS. SIGH. KE LIAN DE ME. LEG INJURED LAO TIAN YE STILL DONT WANA FANG GUO ME. NOW LOST MY PHONE. !!! WHY MY FATE LIKE THAT DE????!!!!

AND. THE PERSON WHO STEAL MY PHONE. I WANT TO LET YOU KNOW. I HATE YOU TO THE CORE. HATE YOU LOTS LOTS. I HOPE YOU REALISED THAT THE PHONE IS NOT YOURS AND THAT YOU WOULD WAKE UP KNOWING THAT THE OWNER WHICH IS ME, IS WORRYING SICK ABOUT IT. AND PLEASE, IF YOU GOT A BRAIN, THINK ABOUT HOW YOU WOULD FEEL IF YOU WERE ME. IF SOMEONE JUST TOOK YOUR PHONE AWAY, AND DID NOT CALL THE POLICE OR WHATSOEVER, HOW WOULD YOU FEEL? YOU WILL NEVER KNOW HOW I REALLY FELT YOU KNOW. SOMEMORE, THINK ABOUT THE PHONE'S FEELINGS. (if there is any.) IF YOU WERE THE PHONE, OF COURSE YOU WILL HAVE FEELINGS WITH THE PREVIOUS OWNER DE RIGHT? THE PHONE AND ME WILL HATE YOU TO THE CORE FOR SEPARATING US. HOW CAN YOU BRING YOURSELF TO DO SUCH A THING? YOU FREAKING IDIOT. I DONT KNOW AND I DONT CARE WHO YOU ARE. IF YOU ARE THE ONE WHO GOT MY PHONE AND YOU ARE KEEPING QUIET ABOUT IT, I HOPE YOU ARE FEELING GUILTY THAT YOU STEAL IT NOW AND RETURN IT TO THE POLICE OR WHATSOEVER AND I CAN GET IT BACK. IF YOU ARE PLANNING TO KEEP IT, I HOPE WANT YOU TO DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH THIS YEAR AND CANNOT REINCARNATE FOREVER AND EVER FOR DOING SUCH A THING. YOU ARE ACTUALLY BEING DISHONEST AND BREAKING A LAW. (sort of.) I HOPE LIGHTNING STRIKES YOU AND YOU WILL WAKE UP AND RETURN BACK MY KE LIAN DE PHONE TO ME. I WISH TO KILL YOU, CUT YOU INTO PIECES, COOK YOU IN CURRY AND THROW YOU INTO THE SEA TO LET YOU BE EATEN BY THE FISHES AND SHARKS AND WHO KNOWS WHAT. I WISH YOU BANKRUPT RIGHT NOW AND HAVE NO ONE BY YOUR SIDE ANYMORE. NO MONEY FOR YOU TO SPEND OR NO PEOPLE TO SUPPORT YOU. BOO. NO NOTHING. NO ONE WANTS YOU, LIKES YOU, LOVES YOU. EVERYONE WILL HATE YOU AND ALL WILL GO 'HALLEHLUJAH' WHEN YOU DIE. MUAHAHAHA. AND IF YOU ARE DECIDING WHETHER TO RETURN IT TO ME ANOT, PLEASE RETURN. DONT BE A BADDIE. IT'S NOT A GOOD ONE. ONCE YOU STARTED STEALING, YOU WILL WANT TO STEAL MORE. I AM TEACHING YOU A LESSON. AND I HOPE LAO TIAN YE WILL 'FIND' ME BACK MY PHONE AND CURSED YOU/PUNISH YOU FOR WHAT YOU DESERVES. YOU FREAKING IDIOT DESERVES ALL THESE CURSINGS. I DONT, ALTHOUGH I CURSE YOU, I KNOW LAO TIAN YE WILL KE LIAN ME AND MY PHONE BUT NOT YOU. I AM SO DISAPPOINTED THAT PEOPLE LIKE YOU EXIST. BOO TO YOU AGAIN. (THUMBS DOWN, EVERYONE.)

TO MY KE LIAN DE PHONE:

I DONT KNOW WHERE YOU ARE NOW AND I MISS YOU ALOT ALOT. AND I KNOW YOU ARE FEELING THE SAME TOO. I WORRY FOR YOU THE WHOLE NIGHT YOU KNOW. AND I EVEN CRY FOR YOU. FOOD TASTED SO BLAND WITHOUT YOU. GOODNESS KNOW WHERE YOU ARE NOW, WHETHER YOU ARE BEING ABUSED BY THE NEW FREAKING IDIOT OWNER OR WHAT. I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL IN THAT IDIOT'S HANDS. I KNOW YOU WISH FOR MY WARMTH. DONT MISS ME. MAYBE WE ARE NOT FATED TO BE TOGETHER. SIGH. BUT YOU MUST TAKE GOOD CARE OF YOURSELF AND DONT LET THAT FREAKING IDIOT BOTHER/BULLY YOU KAYS? UNLIKE ME. I KNOW YOU MISS THOSE DAYS I TREATED YOU SO WELL. FOR LIKE 1 MTH PLUS. FEELINGS DEVELOPED. I CAN UNDERSTAND. LET FATE DECIDE WHETHER WE CAN BE TOGETHER AGAIN OR NOT. AND I REALLY DO HOPE SO. I KNOW IN YOUR HEART, YOU ARE THINKING THE SAME. AND CURSING THE PERSON WHO PICKED YOU UP THE SAME TOO. IF WE ARE NOT FATED, I HOPE YOUR NEW OWNER TREATS YOU REAL WELL, MAYBE EVEN BETTER THAN I TREATED YOU. I HOPE YOU FOUND A NICE OWNER AND THAT HE/SHE WILL RETURN YOU TO ME SO WE CAN SEE EACH OTHER AGAIN. BUT THE POSSIBILITY IS VERY SMALL. SO DONT LET YOUR HOPES HIGH. MAY WE SEE EACH OTHER DURING OUR NEXT LIFE IF WE ARE FATED TO MEET EACH OTHER AGAIN. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. AND REALLY REALLY MISS YOU LIKE HELL.

LOTS OF LOVE AND HUGS AND KISSES AND TEARS,
`CRYBABY, YOUR EX-OWNER.

LUCKILY LUCKILY, MY PARENTS DIDNT REALLY SCOLD ME. THAT'S ONE THING I AM THANKING LAO TIAN YE ABOUT. HAHA. GETTING A NEW SIM CARD SOON. AND PLEASE DO NOT CALL OR SMS ME FOR THE TIME BEING UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE AH. THANKS. :D AND THERE'S A SHOP IN IMM CALLED 'DIVA'. HAHA. I KNOW ZHENYI LOVE THE SHOP. LOLS.

replies to tags:
Vernon: hahas. thanks. belated. :D
ZHENYI!: error. hahas. it's love ya. 00:00. so accurate.
jiaying: lols.
ZHENYI!: yah lahs. kind bully. =.-
YUXUAN*: yahs. cant be express in words. sigh. ):
xin: who are you? tagged many ppl's blogs. cant even see the web. lols.
`xiiaomickey: thanks then. is 'to tag' not 'to tagged', lols.
`Regina: tagged you at ur blog lers. (: and thanks ya? :D
jiaying: thanks. thanks for helping me call ytd. :D
ZHENYI!: yeah. i am okay. still able to bully you. haha. hate the person who took my phone. rahr. hahas. okay lahs. i love the bear. thanks loads. (:
Nat: hahas. yeah. that's what i hope. and i have already put a curse on the person lers. h0h0.
YUXUAN*: what. i updated lers hors. haha. :D
jiaying: hahas. my parents didnt really scold luh, just say only.