solitous diaspora

i seriously think that i am going to flunk my english oral man. i got ms lee lah. argh. and the first thing she saw me, she ask me if i am nervous when i see her, and when i replied yes, she said that's good and give a cackle or something like that. argh. i was quite prepared for the picture thingy and i thought i had everything in my head, but when i see ms lee's face, everything just like gone lah. walao. dont know why lah. and i swear i saw ms lee hiding her smile while i struggled to stay alive in front of her. hell. D:

uhm. then took the technical crew, regina's car with mike (michael), liying and hwaiyi. yeah. and regina was like taking the wrong direction most of the time. we were supposed to head for the lane to woodlands, she headed for the one heading to tampines. haha. and she missed a u-turn, and we suddenly 'landed' in bukit panjang. the 'story' is not over yet. then we finally like reached woodlands, which is quite a miracle and yet she took a wrong turn, and headed to Innova JC instead of RP. haha. then we were like turning around, touring around woodlands, perhaps. and the whole 'process' was quite fun yeah. :D

when we reached there, we had our lunch. i had tempura udon, which is superb. the miso soup is so darn nice with the tangy udon. wahhh. plus, the chezzy hotdog there, darn cheest can. EFFIN NICE! :D then we hang around near the stage saying lame jokes with the technical crew. so funny lah. will share next time. haha. we went to the control room later and said lame jokes again and yeah. all of us were laughing. hoho. fun fun.

and i found out today that hwaiyi and i are not only in charge of the lightings for ELDDS, but for all the performing arts. wah. sia lahs. it's like so many cues lah. nevermind. i am sure hwaiyi can handle it. and i got to see the stage being lowered today. so cool lah, i wish i was one of those standing on the platform. aww. :( nevermind. i feel like sharing jokes with you guys, so i shall. haha! :D

Qn: Why does Superman's costume has an 'S' in front?

Ans: That's because he's wearing a size 'S'.

Qn: Why Batman's Costume has got no size label?

Ans: That's because he's wearing a free size costume.

A teacher asked the kindergarten kids what they got for christmas.

The first child said, 'Choo Choo!'

The teacher told the child to say in proper english.

So the child said train.

The second child said, 'Teddy!'

But he was corrected too.

So he said teddy bear.

The third child told the teacher he got a book.

And the teacher asked him for the title.

Guess what he said?

'Winnie The Shit!'

Get it? :D (no offence to pooh lovers though.)

Qn: What is a panda's greatest regret?

Ans: Not being able to take a coloured photo!

the rest of the jokes are quite long and i dont feel like typing them out. ask me sometimes perhaps. :)