solitous diaspora

rahhh. mrs ram didnt come for history lesson today because she was sick and we got a relief teacher, she is quite tall and masculine and yet she wore a skirt, and the whole class hate her! :/ she was so gl! the moment she entered the library (we had our lessons there), she requested for the guys and the girls to mix together. we were like huh? cause normally the girls and guys were separated into different groups. she made them move to mix around. and she said if the guys dont want to sit next to the girls, they can sit on the girls! O.O crazy ah! somemore, she made a girl sit next to a guy and the seat was actually occupied, we tried to tell her that, and she just said, 'Do i look like i care?' supeeeeeeeer sarcastic i tell you.

plus the fact that she kept asking us what we have learnt and randomly asked questions from the history textbook. LOL. she claimed that we should start a bit of chapter 1 today. like hello? how can we learn when you keep asking stupid questions. when we didnt want to answer, she called us himbos and bimbos. hell. then we chose not to look at her. and guess what she said?! 'Eh, i woke up early in the morning to put make-up on, look at my face lah!' crazy or what? she doesnt even sit properly. she sat on the computer table and then due to the fact that her skirt was short, she zou guang a few times, not that we want to notice. she is utterly digusting and we are utterly digusted by her! GAHHHH!

so in the end, yunhui and jiazhi lied to her saying that they want to go back to class to take their textbooks and they shun bian 'complain' to Mr Ashlee Tan about it. and Mr Tan came and we were told to go back to class! HURRAY! no more looking at that relief teacher. thank goodness she is not a kranji teacher, if not i'm sure there's bound to be chaos. hahahahah!

FAGGOT! and i just realised that faggot doesnt mean that you are shocked. it means, from what i check at dictionary.com:

noun
1.
offensive term for an openly homosexual man
2.
a bundle of sticks and branches bound together

verb
1.
ornament or join (fabric) by faggot stitch; "He fagotted the blouse for his wife"
2.
fasten together rods of iron in order to heat or weld them
3.
bind or tie up in or as if in a faggot; "faggot up the sticks"

and it can be spelt as fagot too! woah. i learnt a new word today. and i am going to use it on that teacher. FAGGOT TEACHER! (with reference to noun 1) no, tell me you didnt read that. ;DD

& let's commit the perfect crime; i'll steal your heart and you'll steal mine. (:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, WANLIN

AND JUNJIE!!!