The Problem With Guys.

hahahah i saw this email i receive and i realised how true some of the things are. (: no offence to anyone in particular though, esp guys. LOL.

The Problem With Guys:

If you treat him nicely, he says you are in love with him.
If you dont, he says you are proud.

If you dress nicely, he says you are trying to lure him.
If you dont, he says you are from kampung.

If you argue with him, he says you are stubborn.
If you keep quiet, he says you have no brains.

If you are smarter than him, he'll lose face.
If he's smarter than you, he is great.

-i left out a few cos i dont wish to put them up here-

If you tell him your problem, he says you are troublesome.
If you dont, he says you dont trust him.

If you scold him, you are like a nanny to him.
If he scolds you, it is because he cares for you.

If you break your promise, you cannot be trusted.
If he breaks his promise, he is forced to do so.

If you smoke, you are a bad girl.
If he smokes, he's a gentleman.

If you do well in your examinations, he says it's luck.
If he do well in his examinations, it's brains.

If you hurt him, you are cruel.
If he hurts you, you are too sensitive.

hahahahah, okay, so i am done. :D guys can be so weird and contradicting sometimes huh. :)